Graham Norton Shows Why Jonathan Ross Should Host Eurovision

Finally, Saturday mornings are back to normal, as Jonathan Ross returns to the Light Programme (sorry, I mean Radio 2) right after Brian Matthews. Unlike his return to the TV, his radio show felt much more natural and “Wossy".” hey, he even had a woman to interview.

But what caught my attention was his first interviewee, Graham Norton. As well as pushing his appearance in La Cage Aux Folles, the pair of them also discussed the Eurovision Song Contest. And it seems from the conversation aired that the BBC had the perfect Eurovision host under their nose. Someone who knows how it works, the organisation, and also the big names and music that have happened in Eurovision in previous years.

Had.

Because they hired Graham Norton to take over from Terry Wogan as the host… and not Jonathan Ross. Who brought up Ruslana on the show today? Ross. Who didn’t recognise the song? Norton. Who knew the date of the final? Ross. Who would check with his travel agent? Norton. Who even threw out “don’t you remember S.a.g.a.p.o? and “did you know Greece has been the most successful country in the last ten years? Ross.

Now I’m pretty sure that much of Norton’s performance on the show was his comic persona, and not the hard graft that goes on behind the scenes, reading and researching information, making sure you prepare like crazy before going like… But the whole Eurovision exchange, from the “I’ll be as drunk as Terry half way through,” “why do I have to be in Russia, can I not do it in a room in London” seems to be a natural extension of Terry Wogan’s “let’s laugh at the foreigners” approach that has done the United Kingdom a disservice.

I hope what was on show was a heightened performance on the part of Norton, and not his true feelings. Time will tell…